Jokes

richard, 20-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

When a boxer hangs up his coat does he always use the right hook?

Tom, 20-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."

Tom D, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Tom D, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

Mister X, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. "This is a very smart dog.", the man commented. "Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

Kyle001, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $60, she was shocked. "I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut!" The groomer replied, "But you don't bite, do you?!"

Mister X, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,” she told the salesman. “Does that one have a good pedigree?” “Miss,” declared the clerk, “if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us.”

Jany, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

Algirdas, 06-03-2008	1 - Worst 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 - Best

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.